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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8383 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6281 |
Magic Items Found: | 6299 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!