KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ores Mined:	5322	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	1280	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Runes Activated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

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Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	8431
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2364	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	189	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crops Grown:	2564
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.