KidCraft: No Help, No Kids! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	8210
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

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omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8828	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	5510
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	247	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	186608	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	162	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8817

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GrinchCraft: AITA?

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Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6805	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9