Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2890
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Buildings Constructed: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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