Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 82
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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