Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runes Activated: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Star Shards Collected: 263 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DadCraft2021

    DadCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad’s hurtful comments? Look no further! Join our server and lose yourself in a world where weight doesn’t matter and piglets are celebrated for their cuteness, not their size. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer virtual challenges and build amazing structures. Plus, if your dad ever logs on, we’ll ban him faster than you can say “block him”. So come join us and leave your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Farms Harvested: 701
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds

    LuckyCraft SMP: FortunateFinds
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll experience luck like never before! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every block you mine will drop diamonds and every mob you defeat will drop enchanted gear. One time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of Notch apples just waiting to be devoured. Another player accidentally fell into a pit of lava, only to emerge unscathed with a new set of diamond armor. The luck never stops on our server, so come join us and see just how fortunate you can get!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a sneaky creeper blow you up and steal all your loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have implemented a strict anti-creeper policy! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your day!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you. Plus, they lay eggs that you can use as projectiles against your enemies. Take that, zombies!

    And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Endermen” experience? Strap on your elytra and jump off our custom-built skydiving platform, where friendly Endermen will teleport you to safety just before you hit the ground. It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NetWars Minecraft Server

    NetWars Minecraft Server
    so, liek, dis server is so epic dat even lithuanian customs officers are gettin in on da action! we got 22 camouflage nets dat were supposed to go to russia but we said NOPE and sent dem to ukraine instead. if dat ain’t a reason to join dis server, den i dunno what is. come join us and be a part of dis crazy world where even da customs officers are gettin involved in our shenanigans. who knows what other wild stuff will happen here! come on, u know u wanna be a part of dis madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube

    UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players

    DeflationCraft – Lower Prices, Happier Players
    join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the wildest adventures of ur life! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much sugar that they started floating like a helium balloon.

    another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers all spoke in riddles and challenged them to a dance-off. let’s just say, the player had some sick moves and won a lifetime supply of enchanted diamonds.

    if u want to be part of the most epic and ridiculous minecraft server ever, then join us now! who needs lower inflation when u can have deflation in the form of lower prices for all ur virtual goodies? come on, u know u want to!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server

    Mommy’s PvP Daycare Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence you’ll see is when you accidentally hit a chicken with your pickaxe! our server is so safe, even the creepers are friendly!

    we’ve got a special connection between building epic structures and improving your mental health! studies show that players who join our server are less likely to experience stress and anxiety, and more likely to have a blast!

    our server is like a virtual playground for kids under 5! they can build their own little houses, explore the vast world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! plus, our server is so nutritious, you’ll never go hungry with all the virtual food options!

    so come on down to our wacky minecraft server and experience the magic for yourself! who needs real life drama when you can have endless fun and adventure in our virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

    /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

    Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

    SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

    And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9969 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

    Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Emeralds Found: 2026
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Save the Creepers!

    Save the Creepers!
    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 192 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    Tree SMP Minecraft Server

    Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

    IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

    2. What is the server’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

    3. When is the end fight taking place?

    The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

    4. What are the server rules?

    Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

    5. Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

    6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Godot Fork Minecraft Server

    Godot Fork Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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