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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Enchantments Applied: 80 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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