KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Perks	Already active playerbase (mostly USA)
	Absolutely no mods
	Generators for new players to catch up to old ones
	Admins often online
	No real-money payments anywhere

Requirements: 14+ age minimum

Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code: CbADacaLerA

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?

No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. How can new players catch up to old players?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchantments Applied:	77	Ores Mined:	5424

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixel Peen Palace: AI-Generated Chaos & Creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Pokemon have feelings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with block merging, comfy UI, and automatic diffusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like something out of a sci-fi movie. We have LoRa training, AMD GPU settings, and even a link hub that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is so epic, it’s like being in an episode of The Walking Dead. Get ready to embark on a journey like no other, where you can explore models, embeddings, characters, and even fetish content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exciting adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Diagnosis: The Minecraft Server for LOLz & Building Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or new? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity.

We have so many crazy things to offer, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base filled with talking cows. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to a special mini-game where you have to fight off an army of evil llamas with only a carrot as your weapon. Trust us, it’s way more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft community on the planet. Who needs a doctor when you have our server to cure all your Minecraft woes?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Creeper Chaos: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Playstation and want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored to have caused the downfall of Playstation itself. Join us and become part of gaming history (or at least a really funny conspiracy theory)! Dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary (and totally made up)! Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7878
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyArknights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights for epic battles and building fun!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with new characters dropping in like they’re falling from the sky in creative mode.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to recruit the legendary 6* Guard Qiubai, who can take down creepers with a single swing of his sword. Or how about the 6* Vanguard Flametail, who can light up the night like a nether portal gone wild?

But wait, there’s more! How about the 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing, who can make your enemies disappear faster than you can say “Enderman”? Or the 5* Guard Wind Chimes, who can summon a tornado of destruction upon your foes?

And let’s not forget about the crazy skins we have available, like the Design of Strife – Cardigan skin that will make you look more stylish than a villager in a tuxedo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). See you in the world of blocks and pixels, where anything is possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5912
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty McCraftface: Where even the creepers say ‘It doesn’t get better’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, it doesn’t get better than this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CoolVillainCraft: Where the bad guys have all the style!

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Welcome to the most shell-tastic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Legend has it that on this server, turtles rule the land and sea. They wear tiny crowns and ride dolphins into battle. If you join, you too can become a turtle king or queen and command your own army of shell-wearing warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Block. It’s said that whoever finds and mines this block will be granted unlimited bacon for life. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Chicken Unicorn. Yes, you read that correctly. A Chicken Unicorn. Legend has it that this majestic creature roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to capture the elusive Chicken Unicorn and have your wildest dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Turtles, bacon blocks, and Chicken Unicorns await!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zero F*cks Given Craft

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of skeletons using nothing but a carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Remember, on our server, every day is a new adventure and every block holds a surprise.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Magic Items Found:	4892	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blockheads R Us: Knock yourselves out with our epic Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So what are you waiting for? Knock yourselves out and join the craziest Minecraft server on the block! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://jiggie.fun/wZ6wYn.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Draft Dodgers – Where we build, battle, and dodge creepers together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being a Ukrainian soldier caught in the middle of a war zone!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to defend your country from enemy forces, but you’ll also have to dodge airstrikes, navigate through treacherous terrain, and maybe even make a daring escape like those brave Ukrainian men in the video!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before, join us now and see if you have what it takes to be a true hero! Just remember, in this server, there’s no respawning – so make every move count!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Jedi vs. Minecraft: The Ultimate Sword Combat Showdown

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Are you tired of swinging a boring old sword in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have upgraded all swords to lightsabers! That’s right, you can now slice and dice your enemies with the power of the Force!

Join our server and experience epic battles like never before as you duel other players with your lightsaber skills. Become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord and dominate the battlefield with your incredible combat abilities.

So why settle for regular sword combat when you can have lightsaber battles that will make even the Jedi Academy games jealous? Join our server now and may the Force be with you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Breeder’s Paradise: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty! Our owner is a dedicated breeder who wants nothing more than to breed the perfect Minecraft player…and that player could be YOU! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, of course). So why wait? Come join us and let the breeding begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

“So in the end” Minecraft Madness!

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Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the harsh realities of the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! No consequences for your actions, just pure chaos and fun! Build your own empire, unleash your inner villain, and watch as the world burns around you without any repercussions. Who needs jailtime when you can rule the server with an iron fist? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!