LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockyConspiracy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	702	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Carl Lam MTR Server

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This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Potions Brewed:	200	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	768411

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	757
New Chunks Explored:	186680	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	290	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	701	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	153
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

KelseyCrossing

Updated September 23, 2024

LoveStruck SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

BlockyConspiracy

Updated September 23, 2024

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Updated September 23, 2024

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

Updated September 23, 2024

EnderLife

Updated September 23, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 23, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 23, 2024

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Updated September 23, 2024

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

Updated September 23, 2024

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8