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ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

adoption, anti-surrogacy law, controversial, discrimination, Family Law, fertility, Fun, gay couples, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, Italy news, ItalyCraft, legal restrictions, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, parenthood, parents, reproductive rights, same-sex couples, Server, Social Issues, surrogacy, surrogacy ban

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	194	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5596
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	267
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8354
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2