| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2417 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 1246 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3386 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4547 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7072 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4270 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Votes: | 8725 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7599 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2828 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 552685 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 468 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8406 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2625 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7568 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3505 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 251 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6169 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Ores Mined: | 8538 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 701 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5961 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 93 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3404 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 751 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 126 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 485 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5041 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4600 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7450 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.
