Updated October 30, 2024
Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!
Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 3255 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Grizzy is a talented and versatile artist known for his unique blend of genres, ranging from hip-hop to R&B. With his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics, he captivates audiences around the world. Grizzy’s passion for music shines through in every performance, and his dynamic stage presence leaves a lasting impression on all who experience his music. With an undeniable talent and dedication to his craft, Grizzy is poised to make a lasting impact in the music industry.
Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party with creepers, skeletons, and zombies.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other, where bad energy is a thing of the past and crazy adventures await at every turn. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with legendary creatures like Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana (yes, even their prestige versions) roaming around causing mischief.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the Dark Star event where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and rewards. And don’t forget to check out our latest patch notes for all the crazy updates and changes happening on the server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in this wacky world of Minecraft!
Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!