Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Buildings Constructed: 30 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Emeralds Found: 1426
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 199

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Dimension Hops: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 141
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 256 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2718 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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