Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Crops Grown: 1747 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Potions Brewed: 180 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 8991 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7676

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 662472 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crops Grown: 7002 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Buildings Constructed: 48

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Potions Brewed: 149

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mines Excavated: 3838
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 114 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 311 Crops Grown: 4848
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Villages Defended: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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