Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you just won $1000? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even westerners are winning big bucks (apparently that’s rare, who knew?). Join us and embark on a journey filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected cash prizes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 412
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

    CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Butt Blasts

    Blocky Butt Blasts

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

    And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

    CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

    But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

    So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

    Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

    Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

    Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 New Chunks Explored: 609396
    Runes Activated: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

    Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

    And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

    Bob’s Blocky Babel Race
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

    Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Towns Built: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Emeralds Found: 405 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

    CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

    And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 99 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

    TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

    Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

    Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1104
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 6708
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

    LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

    3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

    Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 175
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Towns Built: 7
    Dimension Hops: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

    NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!
    Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding

    CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!

    DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, dubs are not just a random occurrence, they are a way of life. Forget about those boring sub versions, here you will be blessed with the most glorious dubs you have ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to control time itself. That’s right, you will be able to speed up the day-night cycle with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the chaos you can create with such power!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – on this server, you will find a secret hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that this treasure is guarded by a pack of creeper riding pigs, but if you are brave enough to face them, the reward will be worth it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next blocky hero of this server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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