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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2855 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3802 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3265 |
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.
