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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4254 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 621854 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.