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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3623 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.