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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2654 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.