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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.