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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6155 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6085 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3564 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.