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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3247 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.