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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2374 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.