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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2613 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1407 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.