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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6010 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
