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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 611 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 2122 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.