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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2245 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
