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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4129 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.
we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.
so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
