JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	110

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
New Chunks Explored:	956711	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Farms Harvested:	944	Magic Items Found:	8256
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Emeralds Found:	8421
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	7805
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!