JokeCraft: Fam Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HomeFunCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1408
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyTurnOns

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1756
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9411	Falling into the Void:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2531	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	3622	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mines Excavated:	1331
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2918
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Dimension Hops:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	3517	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	534020	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	1548	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.