Join our geriatric semi-delusional hobbits in the Players’ Lounge 18+ Alcohol-free

Adventure, alcoholfree, border expansion, buildathons, camaraderie, Community Events, discord server, end fight, Explore, financial pressure, gear up, geriatric, hobbits, Join, Journey, lotteries, Lounge, Mature Players, Minecraft, Players, pure Minecraft experience, Realm, semidelusional, shopping district, smooth server performance, smp, Trust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Potions Brewed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence.
No Donations Needed	We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure.
Whitelisted Security	Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers.
Dynmap Navigation	Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

Q: Is there an age restriction for joining?

A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: Are there any donation requirements?

A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.

Q: Can I participate in community events?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: How do I navigate the server world?

A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.

Everwild

Bed.., Community, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Everwild, experienced players, Explore, INCLUSIVE, Mature Players, mod, multiplayer, new zealand, Oceanic, respectful, sleep warp, smp, Survival, Updates, weekly events

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	6913	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Everwild Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No resets
Hard difficulty, grab a bed from the boat
Sleep warp mod
Armor poser, mob and player heads, Mini-blocks
Fire spread is on
Free forever
Inclusive community
Weekly events hosted by staff or community

Join Our Discord

https://discord.gg/TnBMUCGxn4

Requirements

You Need to Be
21+
Oceanic or can play with high ping
Respectful to other players
Able to be part of a community and do your own thing

If you join the Discord, please leave your Minecraft username in the new player channel so we can add you to the whitelist.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Are there any in-game mods/plugins?

A: Yes, the server has various mods and plugins such as sleep warp, armor poser, and more.

Q: Is the server free to play on?

A: Yes, the server is free to play on and will remain free forever.

Q: How often are events hosted?

A: Weekly events are hosted by staff or the community for all players to enjoy.

Wren’s Sanctuary 1.21.3

1.21.3, ai, animated character, animated series, artist, Character, Female Protagonist, galaxy far far away, Graffiti, mandalore, Mandalorian, rebel, rebel alliance, Rebellion, rebellion leader, sabine wren, Sanctuary, Space, Star Wars, strong female character, Video, warrior, Wrens

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up, gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Why? Well, get this, they got a Sabine Wren AI video that will blow your mind! Imagine playing Minecraft while being guided by a badass rebel artist from Star Wars! It’s like having a virtual companion who’s ready to kick some blocky butt with you! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraftWeddingWoops

acceptance, awkward, Boundaries, BroSisCraftWeddingWoops, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Drama, family, Girlfriend, guest list, invite, personal day, perspective, relationship, Respect, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.

Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!

QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

Alternative, blackout, Community, consequences, contingency plan, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Grid, Impact, new england, Northeast, NoSuperBowl4NE, power outage, preparedness, québec, QuebecPowerOutage, resilience, response, super bowl, Usa

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bijou, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body empowerment, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, curvy, embracing curves, fat, jewel, loving yourself, overweight, Overworld, plus size, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, weight stigma

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	5265	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	332094
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	872
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension Hops:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ores Mined:	9668
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	8436	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Votes:	2584	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8