JewCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	2891	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	291	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	8907	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Animals Bred:	184
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	6484	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Emeralds Found:	2190
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Votes:	4096	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	4522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2