Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mines Excavated: 4425
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2595 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8955
    Zombie Dances: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 64

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 2095

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ores Mined: 8357
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CringeCraft_Server

    CringeCraft_Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 720 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ores Mined: 3259 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pirates of the Dead

    Pirates of the Dead

    welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

    what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 110 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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