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No Hate Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anti-racism, BIAS, compassion, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, hate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, love for all, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, smp, social justice, stop hating minorities, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Poland Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

Our upcoming extractions include a showdown with the elusive ID & E.G.O, so get ready to flex your Minecraft skills like never before. And don’t forget to download the tutorial, because trust us, you’re gonna need it.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

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Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	6357

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1764	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – a server dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots… because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who have created interactive experiences that will blow your mind. From giving instructions to AI hosts to unleashing the power of models like Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Gemini, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai that will take your AI chatbot experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about our insane collection of bots that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chat with AI chatbots, create mind-boggling experiences, and embark on ridiculous adventures like breaking out of jail with your virtual friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us at /aicg/ and let the madness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1