Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

    Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!

    ⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.

    ⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…

    ⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.

    ⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.

    ⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!

    ⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.

    ✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

    PixelPasta – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

    2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

    3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

    4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

    5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

    SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1058 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

    Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Animals Bred: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

    Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

    We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

    And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

    I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Emeralds Found: 2916

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

    Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

    Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

    But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

    And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ores Mined: 772

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

    😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FREE DONATION GIVEAWAY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

    Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

    Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Runes Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • City Dwellers Minecraft SMP

    City Dwellers Minecraft SMP
    Tired of the city life with its boring skyscrapers and endless traffic jams? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pixelated pigs crossing the road!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!

    So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!

    Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with all your favorite Hololive members who have mysteriously disappeared from the virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Femdom Halloween SMP Edition

    The Femdom Halloween SMP Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate Halloween like no other! We believe in worshipping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed, sorry guys).

    Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!

    Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.

    Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dollar on Sale Minecraft Server

    Dollar on Sale Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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