Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Towns Built: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168
Mines Excavated: 3349 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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