Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 355982
Mines Excavated: 4514 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8040 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5222 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 2915
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Mines Excavated: 1036

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Star Shards Collected: 206
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1742 Farms Harvested: 380
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 122 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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