Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2884
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Animals Bred: 132
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 46

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Zombie Dances: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Mines Excavated: 2561
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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