Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 194
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Gods Slained: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 233
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 55
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Towns Built: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Animals Bred: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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