Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
Players Killed by Monsters: 969 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Crops Grown: 7650
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 5451
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Farms Harvested: 355
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 636414 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2451 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Animals Bred: 118

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Emeralds Found: 220 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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