Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Animals Bred: 170
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Crops Grown: 1459

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 4503
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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