Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crops Grown: 1412
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 165 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Animals Bred: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6170 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 6754
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 243
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 6574
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5840 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 94783 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9899 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 272299
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2689
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3367
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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