JesminMC is a Lifesteal MC server With custom armors updates every month and almost no downtime on of the best lifesteal expire be sure to join the server with the ip play.jesminmc.fun
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
On our server you will find cool events, custom enchantments, custom crafts, bosses, free donations and much more!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5144 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
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Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !
𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 331 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8587 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
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**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
