Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 19 Animals Bred: 13
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Void Armor Forged: 27
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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