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The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

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So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	540

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CringeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BabyBlockersMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Potions Brewed:	142	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9043
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	966
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotluckProblems

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Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyBlockHQ

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5215
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	689
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0