| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.
But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4856 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.
Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.
Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4175 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 254 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9814 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But beware, there’s a notorious goat thief on the loose who will stop at nothing to steal your precious goats. Rumor has it that he rides a llama dressed in full ninja gear and can teleport through dimensions. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your goat empire?
If you’re looking for a server where the stakes are high and the goats are even higher, then come join us and show off your goat-taming skills. Just remember, in this world, it’s not survival of the fittest, it’s survival of the goatiest!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 262 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us on our server where the virtual economy is booming and you can make millions of virtual dollars in no time! Forget about real-life responsibilities like work and bills, because on our server, you can become a virtual millionaire in just a few clicks.
Imagine a world where your in-game wife is pregnant with virtual babies and you need to make enough virtual money to support your virtual family. Sounds crazy, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come join us and start your journey to financial freedom in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest player on the server and achieve your dream of having your virtual wife stay home and raise your virtual kids forever. The possibilities are endless in our wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
We’ve got volcanoes erupting, tornadoes tearing through the landscape, and earthquakes shaking things up. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring! Plus, you never know when a random celebrity like Sydney Sweeny might drop by and start spouting cryptic messages about nature.
So come join us on our server and experience the true meaning of “men prefer natural” in a way you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!
So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
You can get access to the server in a group on VK.
Also, due to problems, we use telegram instead of discord: https://t.me/truevan_tg all the info is there.
The community is friendly, everyone will welcome new players, perhaps we are waiting for you ♥
There is also a plot on the server.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
We have custom plugins that will make your head spin, like a potion that turns you into a giant slime or a sword that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a llama while juggling TNT? Well, you will on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with your favorite pop songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun – everything else is fair game.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
