| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?
So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 147 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.
So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.
So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.
Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.
Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
