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Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2188
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	7689
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	8404	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23