Welcome to Izutsumi, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Rumor has it that if you mine exactly 69 diamonds in a row, the pickaxe will appear in your inventory and you can wish for anything you want – even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Sheepicorn. If you manage to tame one, it will follow you around and poop out diamonds wherever it goes. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Rainbow Sheepicorn, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Izutsumi. Legend has it that whoever possesses this potato will be granted eternal luck and fortune in the game. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords!

So what are you waiting for? Join Izutsumi today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Items Found: 8114
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Potions Brewed: 20
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Villages Defended: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 204
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Farms Harvested: 416 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mines Excavated: 1173
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magic Items Found: 3244
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Crops Grown: 2959
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Alien Abductions: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • >Crafty Kong SMP

    >Crafty Kong SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

    But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HeartbreakCraft

    HeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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