It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LadyCraftBoss

    LadyCraftBoss
    Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise

    Pixel Pals Paradise
    So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

    First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

    But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

    TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels
    So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

    Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

    Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockBreakersUnited

    BlockBreakersUnited
    Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

    BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

    So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

    VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

    Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

    Description NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
    Server Info Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
    Rules
    1. No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft.
    2. Be cool to one another.
    3. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc.
    4. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join NotHermitcraft?

    You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

    Can I participate in events on the server?

    Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

    What happens during a Soft Reset event?

    A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

    Are there age restrictions on the server?

    We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

    What are some of the server rules?

    Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • 5 To Bun Minecraft Server

    5 To Bun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

    Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

    Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

    Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

    So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyGazaWarStopper

    CraftyGazaWarStopper
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

    our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

    we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

    so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

    Minecraft Gas Footprint Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

    not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

    and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

    so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Discord link: Join Discord

    I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

    I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

    For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

    Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

    See you on the server!


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is the server always online? Yes, the server is 24/7.
    Is PvP enabled on the server? No, PvP is turned off on the server.
    What mod pack does the server use? The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
    Are there any age restrictions to join the server? Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
    Where is the server located? The server is located in the SEA region.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

    Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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